Tell me Tina Turner is not wearing a harem-pant playsuit... Tina, you see, first you've got to understand that harem pants are... well, just plain ugly (damn you, MC Hammer!)... And second? Well, A LOT of people are sort of reminded of a full nappy when they see harem pants... And does a 68-year-old woman need to wear anything that puts her in the same sentence with nappies? No!
Too bad, the fabric is real nice, it could've been a very pretty dress.